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The real conspiracy involving the moon is not whether we landed there or not, that was just a fake conspiracy concocted by the government to cover up the real conspiracy of the government and scientists trying to convince us that the moon ISN’T made of cheese.  NEWS FLASH:  IT IS!  Where do you think all the cheese in the world comes from?  Have you ever seen cheese being made?  Nope, nobody has.  And, if you look very closely at the footage of 9/11, you’ll see that the twin towers were made of cheese.  Most things that you think are not made of cheese actually are made of cheese.

Then there is the curious story of the fig tree, which always rather puzzled me. You remember what happened about the fig tree. “He was hungry; and seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, He came if haply He might find anything thereon; and when He came to it He found nothing but leaves, for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it: ‘No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever’ … and Peter … saith unto Him: ‘Master, behold the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.’” This is a very curious story, because it was not the right time of year for figs, and you really could not blame the tree.

One of my coaches always used to say to me that the mark of a true champion was measured in blood, sweat, and tears; so I used to sit in a sauna watching The Notebook and cutting myself. 

I’ve had my own personal Peter Weir Southern Avenue Attic Film Festival by watching 4 of his movies in 2 days.  I’ve come to love him.  My favorite movie of his, and really one of my favorite movies is Picnic at Hanging Rock.  These are the films I’ve just watched, they are all very good and worth watching:

1.  The Year of Living Dangerously

2.  Gallipoli

3.  Master and Commander:  The Far Side of the World

4.  The Mosquito Coast